{"id":181,"date":"2008-04-30T22:46:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T22:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/?p=181"},"modified":"2008-04-30T22:46:02","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T22:46:02","slug":"fair-thee-well-wavy-locks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/fair-thee-well-wavy-locks\/","title":{"rendered":"Fair Thee Well, Wavy Locks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is something a tad scary about getting your hair cut by a stranger without your glasses. The reflection in the mirror is so blurry that the hairdresser (correct term?) could be trimming your hair up to match her neighbour&#8217;s shrub and you wouldn&#8217;t have a clue.<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;m to be a groom&#8217;s man in Peter and Celina&#8217;s wedding this Saturday I thought I might get a professional job on my hair. It had grown to hitherto unseen lengths and, while I had begun to enjoy the prospect of a tight fro, it was getting pretty crazy wild. It was my first time going to a barber shop. But it went quickly and painlessly and was pretty cheap too. And best of all I don&#8217;t look like a freak. Dad doesn&#8217;t like the cut but I can&#8217;t say I notice a big difference from how Mom usually trims it.<\/p>\n<p>I tipped the nice lady. Like a guy said on one forum, &#8220;if someone can spit in my food or make me look like a retard for a month I tip them&#8221;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is something a tad scary about getting your hair cut by a stranger without your glasses. The reflection in the mirror is so blurry that the hairdresser (correct term?) could be trimming your hair up to match her neighbour&#8217;s shrub and you wouldn&#8217;t have a clue. As I&#8217;m to be a groom&#8217;s man in &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/fair-thee-well-wavy-locks\/\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kryptech.name\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}